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I’m Lindsey, an independent escort and sensual massage provider based in Oakland and San Francisco. Best described as a hippie businesswoman- both business and humanitarian-minded. Equal parts intellect and sex appeal. My professional background is in real estate and environmental sustainability, but I feel called to sex work. It makes me feel free. 

On the surface, I'm kinda tall (5ft7) and hella thick. I have curly strawberry-blonde hair and bright green eyes. An Old Hollywood Glamour face with a renaissance art body. A little bit Anna Nicole, a little bit Lindsay Lohan. Naturally voluptuous with a true hourglass. Bottom-heavy with enough curves to share. Don’t worry, my butt is so big because it's where I keep our secrets. 

As for my personality, I’m super goofy and unserious, but very serious about my business and y(our) pleasure. I’m like if a gen-z was a millennial, and if a bad girl was a good girl. An old soul, but with a youthful demeanor. I'm very laid-back and down-to-earth, while also straightforward and honest. Like I'm neurodivergent, a Sagittarius, and from the east coast- am I supposed to lie? 

In session, I offer a sensual, vanilla girlfriend experience. I’m an escort with a bottle of oil, but I give a pretty good massage. I’ll rub your back and tell you everything’s gonna be okay. Super into cuddling, caressing, kissing, mutual touch, princess treatment. I love everyone and happily see people of any age(21+), race, home country, body size or so forth. My intention is to build genuine connections, so I prioritize regular clients and extended dates. I do also love a good outcall for the traveling businessman type. All alone in your nice hotel room... without me? 

Want to get on my calendar?

Stats

Age: 30

Height: 5ft7

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Auburn

Body Type: Thick and curvy

Measurements: 42DDD-34-50

Dress Size: 14, L/XL

Shoe Size: US 10/EU 42

Sexuality: Bi (I love duos!)

Zodiac: Sagittarius